While everyone else was getting hot and bothered about 50 shades of whatever, I was all about Magic Mike…all about it. I can actually say with almost 100% certainty that I got pregnant because of a combination of Magic Mike and my Cuban vacation where I drank Pina Colada’s in coconuts on a beach while listening to “Pony”. I was so obsessed with the movie that my husband knew that if I wasn’t at home I was either at the gym or at another Magic Mike screening. My obsession with this movie is well documented on my Facebook and my friends are so aware of it that any mention of the sequel or Channing Tatum in any news media is promptly posted on my timeline. (I love my friends and family for this.)
Tuesday, I was uplifted by the release of the first poster for the sequel to Magic Mike, Magic Mike XXL. This poster was everything I dreamed it would be. But then Wednesday came and we were given this.